You Might Be a Consultant if…

you ask the waiter what the restaurant’s core competencies are.
 you decide to reorganize your family into a “team-based organization.”
 you think that it’s actually efficient to write a ten page paper with six other people you don’t know.
 you believe you never have any problems in your life, just “issues” and “improvement opportunities.”
 you […]

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The World Cup

We hope you enjoy this latest consultant joke.

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The Scientist and the Cockroach

Assumptions and perceptions, and the inaccurate conclusions they lead to, have been the topic of many jokes over the years. Here’s one we hope you’ll enjoy.

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The Consultant and the Balloonist

We believe it’s good therapy to laugh at ourselves once in a while. We hope you agree and that you enjoy this consultant joke.

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The Boat Race

We take our jobs as consultants seriously and strive to do our best to help our clients with their needs. But sometimes it’s fun to laugh at ourselves. Don’t feel guilty about joining in – we hope you enjoy our latest “consultant joke.”

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The Consultant and the Shepherd

Let’s face it, consultants are often the brunt of many jokes. But we feel that it’s good therapy to share a joke, especially when we can laugh about ourselves. We hope you enjoy this one.

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