Three people, an HR manager, an accountant and a management consultant are invited to heaven to watch the World Cup final with God. In order to decide who will sit next to him, he asks each person a simple question.
God starts with the HR manager. “What do you believe?”
The HR manager replies, “I believe in hard work and staying true to family, colleagues and friends.”
God is impressed by the answer and offers him a seat on his left side. God then turns to the accountant and asks “What do you believe?
She replies, “In the final reckoning, I believe loyalty, discipline, courage and honor are the fundamentals of life.
God is impressed and offers her a seat on his right. Finally, God turns to the management consultant and asks, “What do you believe?”
The consultant glances at the other two people, then looks at God and replies, “I believe you’re in my seat.”
