You Might Be a Consultant if…

  • you ask the waiter what the restaurant’s core competencies are.

  • you decide to reorganize your family into a “team-based organization.”

  • you think that it’s actually efficient to write a ten page paper with six other people you don’t know.

  • you believe you never have any problems in your life, just “issues” and “improvement opportunities.”

  • you explain to your bank manager that you prefer to think of yourself as “highly leveraged” as opposed to “in debt.”
  • you can explain the difference between “down-sizing,” “right-sizing,” and “firing people’s arses,” and you actually believe your explanation.
  • you can spell “paradigm” and you actually know what a paradigm is.
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